100706 some neat stuff happend

This is an acurate tale on what I did on my birhtday. All of it is 100% true and you can't tell me it's not because you weren't there!
hahahahahahahahaha.
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so here's the story. as it actually happend:
1. I woke up,As I do almost everyday
2. I doodled on the computer
3. I kicked a one eyed monster in the face for lookin at me funny.PLUS he ate a piece of my freakin cake. NOT COOL
4. I took my little brothers and sisters along with my bestfriend to wal-mart and got them things.
5. I gave some random lady at the casino one dollar then robbed her of $204

oh man! I wish that woulda of came out cooler then it actually WAS